Life As Ashley

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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— 2 hours ago with 31896 notes

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via thecompanionsdoctor)

— 2 hours ago with 59900 notes

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

(via thecompanionsdoctor)

— 2 hours ago with 401841 notes

vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

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— 2 hours ago with 110494 notes
mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

(via n0ctiluc0us)

— 10 hours ago with 88337 notes
hervacationh0me:

moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

I mean… if the weed man aint picking up…

hervacationh0me:

moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

I mean… if the weed man aint picking up…

(Source: bismal, via turmoilsofthesea)

— 11 hours ago with 236199 notes
damonssalvatoree:

christian-glibertarian:

ancap-princess:

christian-glibertarian:

g0atman:

Volcano erupting from space

It looks like it’s erupting from Earth.

Earth is in space.

You’re in space.

SPACE

damonssalvatoree:

christian-glibertarian:

ancap-princess:

christian-glibertarian:

g0atman:

Volcano erupting from space

It looks like it’s erupting from Earth.

Earth is in space.

You’re in space.

SPACE

(via lolokangela)

— 12 hours ago with 73295 notes
OH EASTER?

dekutree:

I THOUGHT YOU SAID WEED..STER…LOL!! IM HIGH AS FUCK BRUH

— 12 hours ago with 658 notes

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via goddessofalchemy)

— 12 hours ago with 171651 notes

unclefather:

We don’t love these hoes

(Source: onlylolgifs, via turmoilsofthesea)

— 13 hours ago with 50699 notes