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twitter.com/LoveeLOVESNoOne:

    mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

    mrmeriwether:

    yeahbanero-bells:

    wolvensnothere:

    Whoa.

    I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

    CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

    (Source: thetangential, via moncherikissme)

    — 43 minutes ago with 328819 notes
    KID :mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
    MOM :that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!
    — 45 minutes ago with 109801 notes

    queerhawkeye:

    there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

    (via redlightdisdict)

    — 3 hours ago with 25810 notes

    mahoganybree:

    mynameisnotyellowbone:

    charlielikeaboy:

    karnythia:

    talesofthestarshipregeneration:

    whatisthat-velvet:

    babybutta:

    whitegirlsaintshit:

    shialabae:

    brownglucose:

    imsoshive:

    She on beat like a muhhfucka

    image

    shoutout to her for being so positive while going through chemo

    FUCK ME UP MARY BETH

    GET IT BITCH!!!! YESSS!!!! FUCK IT UP I LOVE IT!!!!!

    The hood fucks with her heavily.

    Ok but why she so smooth with it?
    I love this

    good luck to her on her  treatment.

    This is kind of adorable.

    I love her!!!

    guajirita

    Yasss

    — 6 hours ago with 72085 notes
    "I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
    anyone between the ages of 18 and 25  (via seabelle)

    (Source: prettyboystyles, via ari-thevirgin)

    — 7 hours ago with 467098 notes
    whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

    whiteboyfriend:

    phrux:

    phrux:

    russia

    reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

    HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

    how did we win the cold war

    (via noelia-rose)

    — 1 day ago with 830015 notes

    h0odrich:

    this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

    (Source: catleecious, via gourjessss)

    — 2 days ago with 114684 notes

    jointheeggvolution:

    wynesthesia:

    ashleeta:

    thelingerieaddict:

    I cannot believe Curvy Kate’s audacity to outright steal the work of a high school student for some insipid marketing message.

    Shame on you, Curvy Kate. Shame on you.

    Via: The Curvy Kate Facebook Page

    Original image via: Rosea Posey

    SIGNAL BOOST RIP THEM A NEW ONE TUMBLR!

    IT’S NOT EVEN A THING YOU SHOULD MARKET

    NOT ONLY DID YOU STEAL THE GIRL’S WORK

    YOU FUCKING HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS TRYING TO SAY

    FUCK

    FUCK YOU

    goddamn

    THEY COMPLETELY RUINED HER MESSAGE AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I’M SO FUCKING MAD

    (via 0cchi-luminosi)

    — 2 days ago with 163799 notes